I'm a panda disguised as a teenage girl and this is my blog. I like Fall Out Boy and baby goats. I'm sarcastic as hell and only surround myself with people of equal or greater sarcastic stature. I sing and act and do crap like that. That's pretty much my life. Feel lucky that you don't have the misfortune of living it. May the odds be ever in your favor. Bye bye now.

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

(Source: caramelmew)

naruho-uzumunchies:

tonystarque:

here’s a panel of tony giving dummy a high five
you’re welcome

look at the suit in the background like ‘that should be me’

naruho-uzumunchies:

tonystarque:

here’s a panel of tony giving dummy a high five

you’re welcome

look at the suit in the background like ‘that should be me’

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(Source: starlords)

sgtbarns:

bucky complaining that they still don’t have flying cars like stark promised

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

tigerman9001:

Gangs of 12 year olds.

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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